The Lone Star state might feel like a mystery to anyone who hasn’t spent time there. Texans have their own way of moving, talking, and dressing—unlike anywhere else in the country. Jay B. Sauceda, a born-and-raised Texan, knows firsthand the confusion “outsiders” from places like New York or California face trying to figure out their Texan neighbors. This witty and lively guide breaks down Texas history, language, customs, and what to do (and what not to) whether you’re movin' in or just passin' through.